Eg Londbÿh Colf

Eg Londbÿh Colf (/londˈbɪ̘/ /colf/ [infinite] [buffalo]) is a subtropical Town located in Hez̄pukaqu County, Gÿtgesheyd Kingdom, within the United Kingdom of Undermountain.

The name Eg Londbÿh Colf is derived from the Dwarven language, as Eg Londbÿh Colf was founded by Giant Stag Beetles Eghehf, who was culturaly Dwarvern.

Climate

Eg Londbÿh Colf has a yearly average temperature of 27°C (80°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a hot 31°C (87°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a pleasant 23°C (73°F). Eg Londbÿh Colf receives an average of 134 cm/y (52 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the spring. Eg Londbÿh Colf covers an area of nearly 5 km² (2 mi²), and an average elevation of 5810 m (19061 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Eg Londbÿh Colf was founded durring the early 12th century in fall of the year 1136, by Giant Stag Beetles Eghehf. The establishment of Eg Londbÿh Colf suffered from many setbacks, delays, and obsticles, most notably a group of Eg Londbÿh Colf which required millitary assistance exterminate before the community could finish being built.

Eg Londbÿh Colf was built using the conventions of Dwarvern durring the early 12th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Eg Londbÿh Colf is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature timber framed wooden shiethed or brick construction, which gives form to a very formalized, rational, expence effishent arcatectural style based on strictly symmetrical designs which universaly feature pitched roofs, shutters, and the occasional column or pilaster for a decorative touch.

Eg Londbÿh Colf is buildings have been located at convienant points along the pond Eg Londbÿh Colf was built upon. Navigating the town is therefore a little chalanging as the distance between buildings verris greatly and the broad cobblestone streets flow where they are able to be made rather than folowing the most convienant paths. The town is the proud owner of a thick set of fortified walls fashioned from querried stone blocks. While not up to snuff for a fort or castle wall, the town's walls are naturaly much larger than those of forts or castles. Therefore, the construction such a wall is most expencive. Eg Londbÿh Colf's buget focused wall would serve its community well in battle in spite of looking unimpressive compared to castles and fortresses. Astonishigly, the top tier civilian fortifications are in pristine condishion, as if they had just been finished before you laied eyes upon them.

Eg Londbÿh Colf seems to be abandoned at first. There are people present, working their trades and going about their business like any community, it’s just they are absurdly quiet. Just as you start to think there might be trouble, you see most of them are smiling, quietly exchanging words with a friend, or simply enjoying the day as they work. It reminds you of an evening at home as everyone dined, having run out of things to talk about and embraced the savory meal before them.

Civic Infrastructure

Eg Londbÿh Colf has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Eg Londbÿh Colf.

Eg Londbÿh Colf has a government-funded child care program, overseen by the local Department of Nursemaids, which is responsible for providing childcare to working-class citizens according to local ordinances.

Eg Londbÿh Colf has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Eg Londbÿh Colf has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Eg Londbÿh Colf has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Eg Londbÿh Colf's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Eg Londbÿh Colf has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands.

Eg Londbÿh Colf has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Eg Londbÿh Colf has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.

Cultural Notes

One or more crime bosses have a powerful influence within Eg Londbÿh Colf. They may control crime within the community itself, or they may use it simply as a safe haven from which to direct their minions elsewhere. Local law enforcement may know all about them, but lack the strength to confront them and their paid or intimidated henchmen.

Eg Londbÿh Colf's chapel was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is known for its buildings being predominantly formed through the combination of basic geometric shapes. However, it shown in the detailing given to the structures such as its characteristic tall columns, intricate detail, symmetry, harmony, and balance in their designs to an astonishing degree of precision. Decorative elements for the buildings tended to be built into the structure itself, making great use of fluting, frescoes, inlays, and embossing.

In Eg Londbÿh Colf leaves and flower petals never touch the ground.

The Killmoulis near Eg Londbÿh Colf are known to be a mutant strain of the creature.

Eg Londbÿh Colf's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in summer and involves creating small tokens to channel Illusion energies of tier 1 via throat chanting.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Eg Londbÿh Colf Census Data: Year 2000

401 of Eg Londbÿh Colf's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 25 work in Agriculture
• 89 work as Craftsmen
• 32 work as Merchants
• 66 work as Service Workers
• 38 work as General Laborers
• 12 work as Skilled Laborers
• 61 work as Civil Servants
• 38 work in Cottage Industries
• 20 work as Artists
• 20 work in Produce Industries

855 of Eg Londbÿh Colf's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 52 (4%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

Eg Londbÿh Colf's is something of a geological and arcane anomaly, as neither physical nor magical law entirely explains its formation.

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History

In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the late 2nd century an unusualy harsh winter spawned a deadly blizard to Eg Londbÿh Colf. The ice, snow, and wind killed 113 people, 192 livestock, and destroyed 41. The event is remembered as Loss's Breath.

History